What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds?

What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds? by @ayushpachaury

Answer by Ayush Pachaury:

Children were returning to class after playtime.

The first child into class was Jack. “Jack,” said the teacher, “what did you do this playtime?” “I was playing in the sandpit,” replied Jack. “How fun! If you can spell ‘sand’ on the board you can have a cookie!” Jack successfully spelled ‘sand’ on the board and was given a cookie.

Sally was the next child into the class. “Sally,” said the teacher, “what did you do this playtime?” “I played in the sandpit, with Jack,” replied Sally. “How fun! If you can spell ‘pit’ on the board, you can have a cookie!” Sally successfully spelled ‘pit’ on the board and was given a cookie.

Finally, Muhammad returned to the class, looking a little upset. “Muhammad,” said the teacher, “what did you do this playtime?” “Well, I wanted to play in the sandpit with Jack and Sally, but they threw sand at me,” replied Muhammad. The teacher gasped and said, “Well, that sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can spell ‘blatant racial discrimination’ on the board, I'll give you a cookie!

What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds?

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