What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds? by Manisha Shrivastava
Answer by Manisha Shrivastava:
During lunch at work , she ate two plates of Rajma.
When she got home, her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight”.
He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the dinner table. She took a seat and just as he was about to remove her blindfold, the telephone …rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The Rajma she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! She took her napkin from her lap and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, she ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping her ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. pleasure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, so she quickly fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with herself. Her face was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked her if she had peaked through the blindfold, and she assured him she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: "Happy Birthday”.