What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds?

What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds? by Krishna Jha

Answer by Krishna Jha:

Couldn't resist sharing this….

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps,

"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well….?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

SLIM

TALL

36"

24"

36"

When she walks into a room, people say,

"Jeeeeesssssus!".

What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds?

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