What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds? by Mudassar Majgaonkar
Answer by Mudassar Majgaonkar:
Didn't check if anyone has posted this earlier. Forgive me if that's the case.
So here it goes
A newly married couple were walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them.
They both knew it will bite them..
The husband lifted his wife and let the dog bite him rather than sweetheart.The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little while and ran away.
The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.
But his wife shouted
"I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs, this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog"!!