If Putin and Hillary were flailing in the water and you had one life vest, who would you toss it to?

If Putin and Hillary were flailing in the water and you had one life vest, who would you toss i… by Sierra Spaulding

Answer by Sierra Spaulding:

I would throw it to Hillary Clinton. Not because she is a woman, (even though she wanted us to vote for her for she is one 🙂 but because I have never seen a story anywhere that says she can swim. All I have seen of her in the water is her walking out very carefully.

Putin, on the other hand, has shown some pretty hardcore swimming skills.

Putin swims in freezing lake after Obama books gym at G8 meeting

Vladimir Putin's tough-guy swimming stroke | Short cuts

Russia’s Prime Minister Putin swims in a lake in southern Siberia’s Tuva region

The only reason Putin would be “flailing” around would be due to him trying to take his shirt off for the cameras, or, because some dolphins were getting “too friendly.”

So, Hillary gets the life vest, even though I voted for Bernie. I think losing to Trump was enough of a soaking for her.

If Putin and Hillary were flailing in the water and you had one life vest, who would you toss it to?

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